More Gab from Gma

It is not my intention to make this into a blog about grandmothers. 
HOWEVER, with that being said, I would hate for any one of our 20 readers to miss out on the terribly awkward conversation i had the fortune of walking in on over the weekend...

Grandmother to my Mother: "You look so great, I'm so happy to hear everything is going well.  We love having you visit.  Also, I want you to know we pre paid for our funerals earlier this week."

QUIZ:
Q.) How did I cope with this awkard situation?
A.) Innapropriate Humor.  "Well then, I'm glad we kept that receipt."

-McQ

Awkward Tuesday Night Chats

We've reached the point at Club Belmont where we're all comfortable and settled in with each other.

And while this is lovely that we've become a borderline functional, wine drinking family, it sometimes creates interesting conversations that end with us using sarcasm to calm our nervous laughter.

Usual items on our To Do list:

• Discussing ways to make residents' significant others feel as uncomfortable and creeped out as possible when they visit.
• Ideas include: 1. Lining up in the living room for the CB vetting process. 2. Making "WELCOME _____!" signs, balloons, and using excessive cheeriness to welcoming them into our home. 3. Sitting in a corner with only candles lit, wrapped in our house coat and slippers while drinking whiskey & smoking a cigar. (What I'm saying here is that we're idea people)
• Plotting group speed dating outings and confessing former ways used to meet men (trick of the trade: MBA info sessions are a gold mine ladies)
• Trying to make a Club Belmont sporting team - volleyball - but we're holding try outs and it's looking like a lot of us might not make the team.
• Why we're sitting in the living room by ourselves watching Criminal Minds and eating a block of cheese.
• DFMs (you know what I'm saying)

Is this how all 20 somethings live? Please say yes.