It's another Courtship Thursday you guys!! Hold your applause.
This week we thought we'd share a couple personal stories.
Meesh
Sometimes I get irrationally angry. For example: the time a late March snowstorm delayed the beaus flight. New England weather can be a heartless bitch sometimes and doesn't take into account that you may have had plans or that you'd even spent time straightening your hair.
You may ask, how should one cope with such a situation? Well let wise old Meeshy tell you. You sulk in your room watching a Game of Thrones marathon. It's similar to my Eminem Pandora station technique where you just feed your anger with other angry things. In this case you use medieval beheadings instead of rap. Feelings = handled.
Note: If you're not into Game of Thrones the popular TV series Criminal Minds can also be used.
McQ
Another tough part about relationships is time management. #AMIRIGHT?
Say you've had a super busy week and its looking like your weekend is not being too flexible with your sig other's schedule. The two of you want to get together during that window of availability Saturday morning, say 9am-10:30am. What do you do? You try to squeeze in a cute lil brunch at that place you always talk about!
Shitty thing is, everybody and their Ma had the same idea as you, so you have to put your name on a 45 min wait list. No worries though, a 45 min wait leaves you with plenty of time to crush a cup o joe and slam a couple stacks of buttermilk cakes. But wait a tic, that 45 minutes has quickly turned into a 70 minute wait...My genius brunch plans have backfired, or have they?
Turns out McDonalds serves breakfast until 10:30am and they have the cutest booths with highway views.
Oh, and I picked up the tab because I'm a gentleman.
And that's how it's done ladies and gentlemen. If you have any dating questions for us please feel free to ask via our email address you'll find to the right. You're welcome.
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
It's recently come to light at Club Belmont that I lean on music when I'm down and out.
Though some were surprised to hear that my "angry with the world" musical choice was my Eminem Pandora station instead of perhaps the Tay Swift jams most might expect from 5'2" Meeshy.
I'm just saying, don't knock it till you try it. Who wants to hear all those love songs on the radio when you just want to express your inner slim shady? "Dr. Dre said...nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement!"
That being said, I think people underestimate my appreciation for rap. While I'm not currently leaning on it to express my feelings I do have a recent obsession with Macklemore. If you haven't heard his Thrift Shop song yet then we're not friends...sorry.
Am I a week away from being able to recite the whole rap along with my boy Macklemore? Maybe.
Am I embarassed? Hellz no. I have mad skillz yo. (That's how you know I have street cred)
Soooo you might want to get in on this and if you learn the rap too I may let you be in my next music video.
- Meesh
Though some were surprised to hear that my "angry with the world" musical choice was my Eminem Pandora station instead of perhaps the Tay Swift jams most might expect from 5'2" Meeshy.
I'm just saying, don't knock it till you try it. Who wants to hear all those love songs on the radio when you just want to express your inner slim shady? "Dr. Dre said...nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement!"
That being said, I think people underestimate my appreciation for rap. While I'm not currently leaning on it to express my feelings I do have a recent obsession with Macklemore. If you haven't heard his Thrift Shop song yet then we're not friends...sorry.
Am I a week away from being able to recite the whole rap along with my boy Macklemore? Maybe.
Am I embarassed? Hellz no. I have mad skillz yo. (That's how you know I have street cred)
Soooo you might want to get in on this and if you learn the rap too I may let you be in my next music video.
- Meesh
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