Growing up in a house full of guys I never realized the havoc Spring wreaks on women. You see, my meat head friends and I always associated Spring with good things like Baseball, Barbeques, and if we were lucky the Skirt Home Opener.
(That really warm day randomly forecasted in late March/early April where girls bust out their mini's)
Spring has always been a happy time of year for me so you'll have to excuse my ignorance when I heard about the horrors the season brings to the opposite sex. Little did I know that Spring meant Bikini Season was looming like an Asteroid the size of Texas. Which, apparantly, is a bad thing?
Luckily for you, our doomed reader, I learned some insights last night on how you can combat this impending season.
- Start a new training regiment
The girls threw around the idea of hot yoga because they heard you only had to go once and you could lose 5 lbs!! Granted, this only works if you fully commit and dehydrate yourself to the point of passing out.
They also discussed the possibilities of joining a club wrestling team. "We'd have such great bodies the guys would just ignore our cauliflower ears."
Everyone knows if you want to lose weight you have to change your eating habits. Portion control is key. If you're hungry because that domino sized block of cheese you had for breakfast isnt holding you over then drink a glass of water! If you're still hungry squeeze a lemon in that glass of water and shut the hell up.
Another fun trick I learned last night was if you drench your dinner in hot sauce you'll be less likely to eat that entire avocado...
This last point is simple. Think of the one reason why youre looking to drop those lb's and encorporate it into your everyday life. If you really want to get to the root cause then you should be completely honest with yourself. For example, if your boyfriend owns a shirt that says "No Fat Chicks" and that makes you nervous then I suggest you print that off and paste it to your cubicle wall.
Happy Bikini Season,
McQ
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