A few haikus to provide a little culture for your morning:

Orange bowl, downstairs fridge

Is that pizza dough in there?

Dare I say… juice it?

Telltale sign it’s cold:

Brick Wall John has a shirt on

(oh thank god for that)

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Meesh quit bein’ a jagaloon

#toopoortopayrent

*snaps*

-Elise the Beast

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