And while this is lovely that we've become a borderline functional, wine drinking family, it sometimes creates interesting conversations that end with us using sarcasm to calm our nervous laughter.
Usual items on our To Do list:
- Discussing ways to make residents' significant others feel as uncomfortable and creeped out as possible when they visit.
- Ideas include: 1. Lining up in the living room for the CB vetting process. 2. Making "WELCOME _____!" signs, balloons, and using excessive cheeriness to welcoming them into our home. 3. Sitting in a corner with only candles lit, wrapped in our house coat and slippers while drinking whiskey & smoking a cigar. (What I'm saying here is that we're idea people)
- Plotting group speed dating outings and confessing former ways used to meet men (trick of the trade: MBA info sessions are a gold mine ladies)
- Trying to make a Club Belmont sporting team - volleyball - but we're holding try outs and it's looking like a lot of us might not make the team.
- Why we're sitting in the living room by ourselves watching Criminal Minds and eating a block of cheese.
- DFMs (you know what I'm saying)
Is this how all 20 somethings live? Please say yes.
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